Hayaterocks on lichess, I never realized this topic existed until now. such lol.
Anyways, funny story time... playing vs computer (on a different site) can lead to interesting results like this (btw I'm white):
1 e4 Nc6
2 Nf3 f5
At this point you're probably thinking the computer is faulty. So I tried playing this computer a few more times to see what's going on... and I keep getting these moves every time i do e4 and Nf3. Well, why not take the pawn? No point holding to the center in asymmetrical open game... or so I thought.
3 exf5 Kf7
Wut. King moving this early in the game. This computer noob.
4. Nh4 e5
Totally going out of the standard theory of keeping pieces in the center, figured a quick development of the queen to h5 would end this game fast.
5. Qh5+ Kf6
Called it.
6. d4 Nxd4
(if exd4 instead, game would've lasted a bit longer.)
7. Bg5#
Now I know why you never move the f pawn in the opening of any chess game.
Obviously n00b game, but still, I had to laugh at how funny this game was... f-pawn and King move on those early turns...