Definition of Balkan

Croats are catholics and hate Serbs cuz of war and cuz Serbs are orthodox, they like Albanians even they are muslims cuz Albanians hate Serbs, like Macedonians even Macedonians hate Albanians. Macedonians hate Albanians cuz Albanians are Muslim, they like Croats and Serbs both. Serbs hate Albanians the most cuz Albanians worst and cuz Albanians are muslims, they like Macedonians cuz Macedonians hate Albanians and they hate Croats cuz Croats like Albanians cuz Albanians hate Serbs. Montenegrins hate Albanians, half of them are okay with Croats and some of them hate Croats, same as some of them like Serbs and some of them hate Serbs. Bosniaks hate everyone, especially Serbs, but they are in the middle and they live with Bosnian Croats and Bosnian Serbs so they must act like they like everyone. Slovenians act like they are not on Balkans and they are okay with Croats, but Croats and the rest of Balkan hate Slovenians cuz they are the smallest on Balkan. Romanians and Bulgarians like everyone, but not everyone likes them cuz they poor gypsies.

Just imagine if those people take a hoe and start working something instead of carrying guns, bats and boxers, we would be more developed than Amurica and momma Russia together


...but knowing our temperament, we would use that hoe to throw it into Serb/Croat head instead of throwing it into land kek

Geschrieben von Croat, 28.04.2017 at 12:19

if those people take a hoe

They whould kill each other with the hoe

No Greece? We hate Albanians too and also Macedonians for claiming our land, we like Serbs and dislike Croats and Bosnians because they hate Serbs, we are relatively ok with Bulgarians eventhough we have disputes at times.

Poor little Slovakia SLOVENIA... why would anyone hate on some other just due to their size?? D traumas someone?

Geschrieben von RaulPB, 28.04.2017 at 13:04

Poor little Slovakia... why would anyone hate on some other just due to their size?? D traumas someone?

Slovenia*

Geschrieben von Croat, 28.04.2017 at 13:04

Slovenia*

OMGF.... kill me...

Geschrieben von Croat, 28.04.2017 at 13:04

Geschrieben von RaulPB, 28.04.2017 at 13:04

Poor little Slovakia... why would anyone hate on some other just due to their size?? D traumas someone?

Slovenia*

Same shit

Geschrieben von RaulPB, 28.04.2017 at 13:05

Geschrieben von Croat, 28.04.2017 at 13:04

Slovenia*

OMGF.... kill me...

With hoe or you would rather some bullet in your beautiful latin head?

Macedonia hates every neighbor.
Albanians don't recognize state.
Serbs don't recognize church.
Greeks don't recognize history.
Bulgarians don't recognize nationality.

Geschrieben von Croat, 28.04.2017 at 13:06

With hoe or you would rather some bullet in your beautiful latin head?

No pls, you'll ruin my perfectly latin lover head! There's gotta be a better alternative to keep it sexy as it is

Geschrieben von Croat, 28.04.2017 at 12:19

...
Just imagine if those people take a hoe and start working something instead of carrying guns, bats and boxers, we would be more developed than Amurica and momma Russia together
...

True... Alexander the Great only had to re-unite Macedonia and Greece... if some one united Balkans as well, they conquer entire planed. (Prob why West and Russia interfere so much.)

Geschrieben von Croat, 28.04.2017 at 12:19

Just imagine if those people take a hoe and start working something instead of carrying guns, bats and boxers, we would be more developed than Amurica and momma Russia together

With this line, you won me, but abandon all my weapons... . Anyway, I got some rakija so ... edit: btw, in ro only 3% of whole population is gypsy so..

Most croats dont like albanians, we just cheer them on to piss off serbs.

Geschrieben von Evic, 28.04.2017 at 14:50

Most croats dont like albanians, we just cheer them on to piss off serbs.

Tell me this if one of the two completly conquered the other, making great Albania or great serbia which would you choose to be the one conquered?

Geschrieben von Helly, 28.04.2017 at 19:23

Geschrieben von Evic, 28.04.2017 at 14:50

Most croats dont like albanians, we just cheer them on to piss off serbs.

Tell me this if one of the two completly conquered the other, making great Albania or great serbia which would you choose to be the one conquered?

Id much rather have Serbs conquer albanians.

I'll give you a definition:

Powder Barrel of Europe


gg no re

>Definiton of Balkan
>No Greece

Geschrieben von 4nic, 28.04.2017 at 13:08

Greeks don't recognize history.

This better be a joke.

Geschrieben von brianwl, 28.04.2017 at 14:04

True... Alexander the Great only had to re-unite Macedonia and Greece...

And hopefully this one too.

PS:Zephy you no true greek if you call Skopjians Macedonians!

Geschrieben von Cold Case, 29.04.2017 at 17:45

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PS:Zephy you no true greek if you call Skopjians Macedonians!

I didn't know if "Skopjian" is a word in English

Geschrieben von Cold Case, 29.04.2017 at 17:45

>Definiton of Balkan
>No Greece

Geschrieben von 4nic, 28.04.2017 at 13:08

Greeks don't recognize history.

This better be a joke.

Geschrieben von brianwl, 28.04.2017 at 14:04

True... Alexander the Great only had to re-unite Macedonia and Greece...

And hopefully this one too.

PS:Zephy you no true greek if you call Skopjians Macedonians!

Same Real macedonian lands in Greece so they can't be Macedonian. I agree with you.

In Turkey (not me)

People hate Serbs (I don't need to say reasons all knows)

Love Bosnians (especially their börek)

Like Albanians but we have an expression "You can marry with an Albanian man but you shouldn't marry with an Albanian girl"

Hate Bulgarians for the exile and persecutions

Hate Greeks because They says "baklava" ,"raki" ,"lokum" and somethings are Greek also for trying occup some Aegean islands, fighting everyday with our planes/ships.
(Also nice buying new jets against us while you are bankrupted lol)

Netural with Fake Macedonians many people come from Skopje here.

Croats dislikes for their football team and Yugoslavian things.

Like Romanians but say to "Gypsy" them.

Netural with Montergarno

Love Kosovo becuase one of the offical langues of Kosovo's is Turkish and many people loves Turks there, and many Turk lives there too.

Geschrieben von Croat, 28.04.2017 at 12:19

Croats are catholics and hate Serbs cuz of war and cuz Serbs are orthodox, they like Albanians even they are muslims cuz Albanians hate Serbs, like Macedonians even Macedonians hate Albanians. Macedonians hate Albanians cuz Albanians are Muslim, they like Croats and Serbs both. Serbs hate Albanians the most cuz Albanians worst and cuz Albanians are muslims, they like Macedonians cuz Macedonians hate Albanians and they hate Croats cuz Croats like Albanians cuz Albanians hate Serbs. Montenegrins hate Albanians, half of them are okay with Croats and some of them hate Croats, same as some of them like Serbs and some of them hate Serbs. Bosniaks hate everyone, especially Serbs, but they are in the middle and they live with Bosnian Croats and Bosnian Serbs so they must act like they like everyone. Slovenians act like they are not on Balkans and they are okay with Croats, but Croats and the rest of Balkan hate Slovenians cuz they are the smallest on Balkan. Romanians and Bulgarians like everyone, but not everyone likes them cuz they poor gypsies.

Just imagine if those people take a hoe and start working something instead of carrying guns, bats and boxers, we would be more developed than Amurica and momma Russia together


...but knowing our temperament, we would use that hoe to throw it into Serb/Croat head instead of throwing it into land kek

Romania isn't in the balkans?

Also Romania isn't the country with most gypsies, its Hungary XD even though Romania is Gypsieland for all of us xd

Geschrieben von Al Fappino, 02.05.2017 at 08:27

Romania isn't in the balkans?

Dorbuja, nigguh

Geschrieben von Zephyrusu, 02.05.2017 at 08:37

Geschrieben von Al Fappino, 02.05.2017 at 08:27

Romania isn't in the balkans?

Dorbuja, nigguh

*Dobruja, lol, who would even fight for it

Geschrieben von Al Fappino, 02.05.2017 at 08:40

*Dobruja, lol, who would even fight for it

Bulgaria did...

Geschrieben von Zephyrusu, 02.05.2017 at 08:42

Geschrieben von Al Fappino, 02.05.2017 at 08:40

*Dobruja, lol, who would even fight for it

Bulgaria did...

Bulgaria isn't an example for anything XD

Geschrieben von Khal.eesi, 07.02.2016 at 18:16

Geschrieben von Cold Case, 11.01.2016 at 17:11

Btw since when isnt greece in balkan

Since Slavs migrated south and settled the modern day area we call Balkans. Greece might be geographically Balkanian since its the most peninsulian country on the Balkan peninsula obviously, but geopolitically and culturally its not. Maybe some cultural similarities, but as much as you can find with the Turks and thats because the Ottomans and the Byzantines were the most dominant civilisations in the area for quite alot of time.

Greece is considered a Mediterranean country and has more in common with Italy than the Ex-Yugo countries that make up Balkans today.

Plus, politically, in modern times, most of the Balkans were Russia oriented, except maybe Nazi Croatia rogue and backstabbing muslim Albania. Greece on the other hand was western oriented from the beggining and even Churchil called dibs on it during ww2 (in simple words he "bought us", when he and Stalin made the deal about the new European map post ww2.

Keep in mind all Balkan countries are comprised mainly of Slavs, except Romania maybe, who had strong Hungarian and Germanic influence aswell. Macedonians are slavs aswell and Albanians are South slavs mixed with Ottomans. Anyway, trust me, we are fine not being a part of this shithole awesome,peace loving, not backwarded at all, lovely country-grouping

I'm also talking geographically,of course culutrally it's not.

But all of us hate our country leaders ahahahah

Geschrieben von IvanLukic1, 27.02.2018 at 08:27

But all of us hate our country leaders ahahahah

ahahah

I disagree with religion part.

Serbs dont hate croats because croats like albanians.

They hate croats cuz croats always resisted their occupation.
Albanians hate serbs because of kosovo genocide.
Serbs hate us because we hate them for doing genocide.

Albaniams and greeks hate because they got a part of our southern land after ww2. Its called Cameria. It includes the city where achilles was born.
We helped greeks during world wars, and after ww2, they send soldiers late at night and they kicked our people from our land and occupied it.

Too lazy for the rest